I am here at the help desk!
I am Andy Knowitall, and I am here to help you with all of your problems, great and small. Since I'm so new, I have scoured the internet and found some problems which I thought I can use here to start.
Dear Andy,
My feet stink! I don't know why. I keep them really clean, but every day I wear my shoes to work and they smell bad by the end of the day. The only thing new I'm doing is going sockless, like the latest style in menswear fashion. Any advice for me? Ladies don't love smelly dudes!
Embarrassed Toes
Dear Embarrassed Toes,
You have a problem! Lucky for you, though, I have the solution. Wear socks! This sockless style is just what is causing your odor problems. Without socks, your feet are sweating and nothing is there to soak up all the moisture. So it's just soaking into your shoes and the smell indicates that some kind of bacteria has taken over that area, as a result. I'm afraid those shoes are going to be a total loss for you, as there's no way to clean them once this has occurred. Toss them, toss them now! If you still want the look of going sockless, in your brand new pair of clean and fresh shoes, you should buy some loafer socks to get you through the day. They are socks, but only you know that you have them on. They keep a low profile, yet cushion your steps throughout the day and keep your toes happy!
Dear Andy,
I have the most gorgeous pair of aviator sunglasses that I like to wear all summer. Yet, recently my eye doctor told me that I am damaging the skin on my face. She said the metal frames reflect light onto my face and burning the delicate tissue under my eye. She showed me using UV photography, what it looks like already, the permanent damage.
Alright, so I've been scared off of my aviator glasses. But what do I wear now, that looks cool and does a good job of shielding my eyes?
Blinded by the Light
Dear Blinded by the Light,
What a fascinating topic! And scary! Yes, it doesn't do to solve one problem, while creating another. It's good of your eye doctor to let you know your skin was being hurt. I looked up your issue, and came up with a great idea for you. You can get the benefits of the aviator glasses, by taking that type of lenses, the mirrored lenses, but using plastic frames, the bigger the better, to protect more of your face, with wraparound frames being the best by far!
I hope I helped you guys! Let me know in the comments. Tell me your problems, and I'll try to get back with you with the answers. Thanks!
